The Staff here at Creaky Wheel would like to extend a heartfelt thanks to our loyal reader(s) for checking in on the blog over the holidays. During this time of peace, goodwill, and joyful largesse, most of our esteemed staff has been on temporary hiatus, taking the opportunity to pursue their respective passions and avocations in a variety of fields.
To get a sense of the diversity of our staff, one reporter spent his entire holiday break as a guinea pig for the CIA's covert torture program (he earned fifty dollars, an American Flag lapel pin, and a hearty two thumbs way up; another raised pygmy ponies in Laos; another had a transgender operation and now answers only to the name Essence; and another injected a month's supply of angel dust into his arm, accidentally mistaking it for uncut heroin. How about that!
But news doesn't stop happening just because we're away, mainlining psychotropics and removing/adding genitalia to or from our bodies. So expect new posts beginning sometime this week.
Thanks again for reading!
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